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INSERT INTO wp_popularpostsdata (postid, day, last_viewed, pageviews) VALUES (251547, '2017-10-16 22:07:11', '2017-10-16 22:07:11', 1) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE pageviews = pageviews + %4$d, last_viewed = '%3$s';

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INSERT INTO wp_popularpostssummary (postid, pageviews, view_date, last_viewed) VALUES (251547, 1, '2017-10-16', '2017-10-16 22:07:11') ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE pageviews = pageviews + %2$d, last_viewed = '%4$s';

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